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edwardspoonhands:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

I don’t get it…when you talk does a stream a toothpaste fly out of your mouth? If so…are you an X-Man?

(Source: officialkirstie)

Get to know me through musicals!!

  • Spring Awakening: Still a virgin?
  • Next to Normal: Biggest mistake?
  • Chicago: Ever been to jail?
  • Wicked: Best friend?
  • Once: Favorite music genre and song?
  • Pippin: Favorite show?
  • Rent: Sexual orientation?
  • Victor/Victoria: Gender?
  • The Addams Family: What relative are you closet too?
  • Aida: Single or taken? Or somewhere inbetween? (Sorry Amneris)
  • Bare: Ever been in love?
  • Hairspray: Biggest issue with society?
  • Into the Woods: Bravest Moment?
  • Last Five Years: Weirdest deja vu moment?
  • Les Mis: Saddest time in your life?
Aug 9

(Source: meanplastic)

Aug 9

Ask Andrew W.K.: My Dad Is a Right-Wing Asshole

edwardspoonhands:

This is not what you might expect. Andrew W.K is freaking awesome.

Aug 8
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

Aug 8
falloutbong:

my friend took a photo while we were on a ride

falloutbong:

my friend took a photo while we were on a ride

(Source: falloutbong)

Aug 8
anchoremoji:

my friend austin works at a pizza shop and this is part of his uniform

anchoremoji:

my friend austin works at a pizza shop and this is part of his uniform

Aug 8

wimpynoodle:

these men have no fear

Aug 8

(Source: sandandglass)

Aug 8
whatifmovie:

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whatifmovie:

Don’t miss #WHATIFMOVIE - Now Playing in Select Cities - Theaters & Showtimes